Last night we were watching TV together on the couch - I know that dreaded TV - and this is the conversation:
Him: What is that red thing?
Me: The monster?
Him: Yeah, doesn't it look like a...
Me: Oh, it does. It looks like a di...
Him: A sex toy with nubs.
Me: I'll never see it the same way again.
Love this, but really what was Kia thinking?
