When I am walking down the aisle of Walmart looking for Kleenex because I have a cold I do not appreciate you ogling my daughter. In fact, if you don't stop staring I might have to pop you in the crotch. Do you look at all 18 year old girls like that? I hope not. You just look like a dirty old man.
Yes, this is what it is like to go shopping with my daughter, walk down the street, or stand in line at the bank. Men fall over themselves to stare at her. She is gorgeous... she is nubile. She has great boobs. But she is my little girl and I think it behooves you to look where you are going before you trip.
More disturbing is when men who knew her when she was little come up and tell me how beautiful she is. I know that she is beautiful and I do not need you to go out of your way to tell me. In fact, it is disturbing because you aren't looking at her like she was your student in 7th grade you are looking like you are going to think about her next time you jack off in the shower. Please don't share your thoughts with me. Really.
What I don't think you understand, guy, is that I see her as my little girl. I see her as the baby who nestled in my arms. I see her as the girl who taught herself to ride her bike. She is my superstar and my fairy princess all wrapped in one. So, when I am around have some respect for me as her mother and look away - or I just might pop you one. Plus, you are old and she has no interest in you - she is staring at the hot guy her age in the next aisle!
