I was chatting on Twitter and jakrose said, "So the radio said today that 1 out of 5 women secretly want to get it on with Santa Claus. Can this possibly be true?" I replied that yes, it is true. My dad dressed up as Santa and on December 24, 1968 I was conceived - while he as Santa. Yep, I am a child of Santa - so that makes me a little bit special, don't ya think.
Granted jakrose went on to ask, "@goodwolve how exactly do you know that your dad was dressed as Santa when you were conceived? What parents would spill that info?" Well, I had to remind him that it was the sixties and that they were a little hippy dippy and shared way too much information with their children.
So, be good boys and girls because I have a direct line with Santa - but according to the radio there might be more of us out here who have a little ho ho ho in us!